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Yoshiiiii
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fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin:
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Who is this amazing wolf? They’re hilarious.
Follow this bad ass mother fucker.
FYI IF YOU ALL AREN’T FOLLOWING SOCIALLY AWK PENGUIN YOU’RE MISSING OUT
FUCKING EPIC
Girl: “What’s your porn name?”
Drew: “…Scott Peterson.”
Girl: “No, no. Not your real name. Your porn name is your pet’s name and the street you grew up on.”
Drew: “I wasn’t allowed to have pets.”
Girl: “Okay… we’ll do another way then. What’s your middle name?”
Drew: “I don’t have one unless I missed it between ‘SHUT’ and ‘UP’ as a kid.”
Girl: -touches his hand- “Aw, come on! Play along, it’s fun!”
Drew: “If you touch me again, I will gut you and grind you into pig slop.”
You dun goofed!
Kammy Koopa
